I have a really close friend whose name is Faith.  Faith has Latin I and English 8 with me, as well as being in both Literati and Concert Choir with myself.  Well, us being - us, we've had several interesting conversations.  And one phrase that commonly pops up is this: "Nobody's ever said that before!"  One day, we realized that we had so many we needed to write a book.  And that's what this is - well, it's a mini-book anyways.  A blog-book, if you will.  Basically, this is a list of phrases we have honestly said that we believe have not been spoken ever before in the history of the entire universe.

It's big.

A little side note: Most of our classes are in the Junior High building, which is mainly for grades 7-9.  The Senior High is for grades 9-12.  Ninth grade is just very confused all the time.  Poor them...  But anyways, because Faith and I are cool, we have Latin I up in the Senior High with a bunch of older kids and several of our own classmates.  But it is a fair walk, rain or shine (or snow).  Many of these quotes were inspired by weather-related circumstances.

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December 3, 2012
November 30, 2012
3rd period Latin

SITUATION: We were just messing around - in Latin, of course.  Heaven forbid we speak in English.  But someone made a motion to slow down, and then said in English:

QUOTE: "So you're saying that the dead chinchilla is happy because it's living in the ceiling?"**

CREDIT GOES TO: A girl named Kacie.

**What made it funny was the fact that that was what we were actually saying.
 
 

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December 3, 2012
November 30, 2012
3rd period Latin

SITUATION: We were discussing something our teacher's Latin III class had written on the board.

QUOTE: "I don't want to talk about drunk monkeys, I want to talk about you guys."

CREDIT GOES TO: Mr. Z.



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November 3, 2012
November 2, 2012
3rd period Latin I

SITUATION: ...In Latin...  ...Being teenagers...  ...Who have a weird yet awesome teacher...

QUOTE: "HABEO LAETUS SIRPICULUS!"  (Translation: "I have a happy trash can!"  The grammar is a bit off, but that was what it said in essence.)

CREDIT GOES TO: A guy names Evan.  :)  He's a genius.

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November 3, 2012
October 31, 2012
2nd period Chorus 

SITUATION: Having a weird, Halloween-y class with freaky pumpkins and all the lights out and Mr. C playing all these creepy minor chords on the piano.

QUOTE: Mr. C: "Why did I just hear those words spoken in my class?  I never thought I would ever hear someone say that in Chorus, ever."  Emily: "What?"  Mr. C: [laughs] "'Why are you biting me?'"

CREDIT GOES TO: Well, presumably whoever was being bitten.

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October 27, 2012
October 26, 2012
8th period Art

SITUATION: My art teacher asked our group what, exactly, we were making for our creature sculpture again, as she'd "forgotten" (I think she just wanted us to say it again).

QUOTE: "Wilson is your average woldfish - that's a mix of whale and goldfish, seeing as his mother was the former and his father, the latter - except that he's oranger - that's the goldfish genes - and he's got a best friend named Larry, who's a snail."

CREDIT GOES TO: My whole group, really, si...
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October 27, 2012
October 25, 2012
7th period Science

SITUATION: Looking out the second-story window into the teacher parking lot and talking to my friend Lindsey

QUOTE: "Looks like my Latin teacher drove his orange hippie van to school again today..."

CREDIT GOES TO: Me - I'm pretty sure my Latin teacher is one of the few in the world who own orange VW hippie vans

 

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October 27, 2012
October 23, 2012
8th period Art

SITUATION: My friend Hannah and I are talking about our group art projects.  Hannah asked me how our's was going.

QUOTE: "Wilson's coming along nicely.  He looks kind of like an orange whale now, and not like an undersized cornucopia, which was a problem for a while..."

CREDIT GOES TO: Me the awesome.

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October 27, 2012
October 19, 2012
Between 5th and 6th period

SITUATION: Walking down to lunch with my friend Bridget.

QUOTE: "Yeah Kat, you're such a bully goody-two-shoes."

CREDIT GOES TO: Bridget

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October 27, 2012
October 18
3rd period

SITUATION: Talking about a video game I've never heard of.

QUOTE: "Oh, I hate it when I open my door and there's a pig head in the doorway!"

CREDIT GOES TO: My friend Sarah.

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October 20, 2012
October 15, 2012
Going from 3rd to 4th period

SITUATION: ...

QUOTE: "I AM THE GODDESS OF HAIR!"

CREDIT GOES TO: Faith.  Still don't know where she was going with that.
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