December 3, 2012
November 30, 2012
3rd period Latin
SITUATION: We were just messing around - in Latin, of course. Heaven forbid we speak in English. But someone made a motion to slow down, and then said in English:
QUOTE: "So you're saying that the dead chinchilla is happy because it's living in the ceiling?"**
CREDIT GOES TO: A girl named Kacie.
**What made it funny was the fact that that was what we were actually saying.
Posted by Katharine Allison. Posted In : Latin I
December 3, 2012
November 30, 20123rd period LatinSITUATION: We were discussing something our teacher's Latin III class had written on the board.QUOTE: "I don't want to talk about drunk monkeys, I want to talk about you guys."CREDIT GOES TO: Mr. Z. Continue reading...
Posted by Katharine Allison. Posted In : Latin I
November 3, 2012
November 2, 20123rd period Latin ISITUATION: ...In Latin... ...Being teenagers... ...Who have a weird yet awesome teacher...QUOTE: "HABEO LAETUS SIRPICULUS!" (Translation: "I have a happy trash can!" The grammar is a bit off, but that was what it said in essence.)CREDIT GOES TO: A guy names Evan. :) He's a genius. Continue reading...
Posted by Katharine Allison. Posted In : Latin I
November 3, 2012
October 31, 20122nd period Chorus SITUATION: Having a weird, Halloween-y class with freaky pumpkins and all the lights out and Mr. C playing all these creepy minor chords on the piano.
QUOTE: Mr. C: "Why did I just hear those words spoken in my class? I never thought I would ever hear someone say that in Chorus, ever." Emily: "What?" Mr. C: [laughs] "'Why are you biting me?'"CREDIT GOES TO: Well, presumably whoever was being bitten. Continue reading...
Posted by Katharine Allison. Posted In : School in general
October 27, 2012
October 26, 20128th period ArtSITUATION: My art teacher asked our group what, exactly, we were making for our creature sculpture again, as she'd "forgotten" (I think she just wanted us to say it again).QUOTE: "Wilson is your average woldfish - that's a mix of whale and goldfish, seeing as his mother was the former and his father, the latter - except that he's oranger - that's the goldfish genes - and he's got a best friend named Larry, who's a snail."CREDIT GOES TO: My whole group, really, si... Continue reading...
Posted by Katharine Allison. Posted In : School in general
October 27, 2012
October 25, 2012
7th period ScienceSITUATION: Looking out the second-story window into the teacher parking lot and talking to my friend LindseyQUOTE: "Looks like my Latin teacher drove his orange hippie van to school again today..."
CREDIT GOES TO: Me - I'm pretty sure my Latin teacher is one of the few in the world who own orange VW hippie vans Continue reading...
Posted by Katharine Allison. Posted In : School in general
October 27, 2012
October 23, 2012 8th period ArtSITUATION: My friend Hannah and I are talking about our group art projects. Hannah asked me how our's was going.QUOTE: "Wilson's coming along nicely. He looks kind of like an orange whale now, and not like an undersized cornucopia, which was a problem for a while..."CREDIT GOES TO: Me the awesome. Continue reading...
Posted by Katharine Allison. Posted In : School in general
October 27, 2012
October 19, 2012Between 5th and 6th period
SITUATION: Walking down to lunch with my friend Bridget.QUOTE: "Yeah Kat, you're such a bully goody-two-shoes."
CREDIT GOES TO: Bridget Continue reading...
Posted by Katharine Allison. Posted In : School in general
October 27, 2012
October 18 3rd periodSITUATION: Talking about a video game I've never heard of.
QUOTE: "Oh, I hate it when I open my door and there's a pig head in the doorway!"CREDIT GOES TO: My friend Sarah. Continue reading...
Posted by Katharine Allison. Posted In : Latin I
October 20, 2012
October 15, 2012Going from 3rd to 4th periodSITUATION: ...QUOTE: "I AM THE GODDESS OF HAIR!"CREDIT GOES TO: Faith. Still don't know where she was going with that.
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Posted by Katharine Allison. Posted In : On the way back from Latin