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Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:34:19 +0100

November 30, 2012
3rd period Latin

SITUATION: We were just messing around - in Latin, of course. Heaven forbid we speak in English. But someone made a motion to slow down, and then said in English:

QUOTE: "So you're saying that the dead chinchilla is happy because it's living in the ceiling?"**

CREDIT GOES TO: A girl named Kacie.

**What made it funny was the fact that that was what we were actually saying.

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Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:31:06 +0100

November 30, 2012
3rd period Latin

SITUATION: We were discussing something our teacher's Latin III class had written on the board.

QUOTE: "I don't want to talk about drunk monkeys, I want to talk about you guys."

CREDIT GOES TO: Mr. Z.

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Sat, 03 Nov 2012 15:15:20 +0100

November 2, 2012
3rd period Latin I

SITUATION: ...In Latin... ...Being teenagers... ...Who have a weird yet awesome teacher...

QUOTE: "HABEO LAETUS SIRPICULUS!" (Translation: "I have a happy trash can!" The grammar is a bit off, but that was what it said in essence.)

CREDIT GOES TO: A guy names Evan. :) He's a genius.

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Sat, 03 Nov 2012 15:14:41 +0100

October 31, 2012
2nd period Chorus

SITUATION: Having a weird, Halloween-y class with freaky pumpkins and all the lights out and Mr. C playing all these creepy minor chords on the piano.

QUOTE: Mr. C: "Why did I just hear those words spoken in my class? I never thought I would ever hear someone say that in Chorus, ever." Emily: "What?" Mr. C: [laughs] "'Why are you biting me?'"

CREDIT GOES TO: Well, presumably whoever was being bitten.

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Sat, 27 Oct 2012 22:35:41 +0100

October 26, 2012
8th period Art

SITUATION: My art teacher asked our group what, exactly, we were making for our creature sculpture again, as she'd "forgotten" (I think she just wanted us to say it again).

QUOTE: "Wilson is your average woldfish - that's a mix of whale and goldfish, seeing as his mother was the former and his father, the latter - except that he's oranger - that's the goldfish genes - and he's got a best friend named Larry, who's a snail."

CREDIT GOES TO: My whole group, really, since we all chipped in. So that's me, Zachary, and Jamie.

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Mon, 03 Dec 2012 16:35:43 +0100

October 25, 2012
7th period Science

SITUATION: Looking out the second-story window into the teacher parking lot and talking to my friend Lindsey

QUOTE: "Looks like my Latin teacher drove his orange hippie van to school again today..."

CREDIT GOES TO: Me - I'm pretty sure my Latin teacher is one of the few in the world who own orange VW hippie vans

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Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:34:27 +0100

October 23, 2012
8th period Art

SITUATION: My friend Hannah and I are talking about our group art projects. Hannah asked me how our's was going.

QUOTE: "Wilson's coming along nicely. He looks kind of like an orange whale now, and not like an undersized cornucopia, which was a problem for a while..."

CREDIT GOES TO: Me the awesome.

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Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:34:59 +0100

October 19, 2012
Between 5th and 6th period

SITUATION: Walking down to lunch with my friend Bridget.

QUOTE: "Yeah Kat, you're such a bully goody-two-shoes."

CREDIT GOES TO: Bridget

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Sat, 27 Oct 2012 17:29:22 +0100

October 18
3rd period

SITUATION: Talking about a video game I've never heard of.

QUOTE: "Oh, I hate it when I open my door and there's a pig head in the doorway!"

CREDIT GOES TO: My friend Sarah.

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Sat, 20 Oct 2012 00:40:23 +0100

October 15, 2012
Going from 3rd to 4th period

SITUATION: ...

QUOTE: "I AM THE GODDESS OF HAIR!"

CREDIT GOES TO: Faith. Still don't know where she was going with that.