I have a really close friend whose name is Faith.  Faith has Latin I and English 8 with me, as well as being in both Literati and Concert Choir with myself.  Well, us being - us, we've had several interesting conversations.  And one phrase that commonly pops up is this: "Nobody's ever said that before!"  One day, we realized that we had so many we needed to write a book.  And that's what this is - well, it's a mini-book anyways.  A blog-book, if you will.  Basically, this is a list of phrases we have honestly said that we believe have not been spoken ever before in the history of the entire universe.

It's big.

A little side note: Most of our classes are in the Junior High building, which is mainly for grades 7-9.  The Senior High is for grades 9-12.  Ninth grade is just very confused all the time.  Poor them...  But anyways, because Faith and I are cool, we have Latin I up in the Senior High with a bunch of older kids and several of our own classmates.  But it is a fair walk, rain or shine (or snow).  Many of these quotes were inspired by weather-related circumstances.

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October 3, 2012
October 2, 2012
3rd period

Situation: Latin I

Quote: STUDENT: "Did you or did you not throw Morgan Freeman (our classroom fish) into the toilet and, in doing so, MURDER him?"  MR. Z: "Nescio!  Fortasse...  Nescio, nescio!"
Mr. Z's translation: "I don't know!  Maybe...  I don't know, I don't know!"

Credit goes to: Mr. Z and Autumn.
 

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October 3, 2012
October 2, 2012
3rd period

Situation: Latin I.  Mr. Z. is talking only in Latin for the entire class.  (It's not as hard as it sounds.)

Quote: "Is dormit sub ponte."
Translation: "Go sleep under a bridge."

Credited to: Mr. Z, who was apparently pressed for time and needed to come up with an insult.  

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October 3, 2012
October 2, 2012
Going from 3rd to 4th period

Situation: I stepped in a puddle.

Quote: "Oh, look at the cute little banana peel!"

Credit goes to: Faith, who had apparently seen a banana peel that was both cute and little.

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