I have a really close friend whose name is Faith.  Faith has Latin I and English 8 with me, as well as being in both Literati and Concert Choir with myself.  Well, us being - us, we've had several interesting conversations.  And one phrase that commonly pops up is this: "Nobody's ever said that before!"  One day, we realized that we had so many we needed to write a book.  And that's what this is - well, it's a mini-book anyways.  A blog-book, if you will.  Basically, this is a list of phrases we have honestly said that we believe have not been spoken ever before in the history of the entire universe.

It's big.

A little side note: Most of our classes are in the Junior High building, which is mainly for grades 7-9.  The Senior High is for grades 9-12.  Ninth grade is just very confused all the time.  Poor them...  But anyways, because Faith and I are cool, we have Latin I up in the Senior High with a bunch of older kids and several of our own classmates.  But it is a fair walk, rain or shine (or snow).  Many of these quotes were inspired by weather-related circumstances.

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October 13, 2012
October 12, 2012
Going from 3rd to 4th period

SITUATION: Talking.  About life.

QUOTE: "It's that kid on our bus with the head like a basketball!"

CREDIT GOES TO: My friend Sarah.
 

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October 11, 2012
October 11, 2012
BYG (Bellefield Youth Group)

SITUATION: Being goofy.  I was wearing a Perry the Platypus T-shirt.

QUOTE: "PLATYPUS SWAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

CREDIT GOES TO: My evil twin, Sophii (not really my twin, but she might as well be.  And she's definitely evil.)

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October 11, 2012
October 11, 2012
Going from 3rd to 4th period

SITUATION: We walked into the Junior High from outside, where it was 35 degrees F.

QUOTE: "Wait a sec, let me just smash right into this solid wall of warmth."

CREDIT GOES TO: Faith

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October 11, 2012
October 11, 2012
Homeroom

SITUATION: Latin club was taking suggestions for our November activity

QUOTE: "Which genuis suggested that our super-coordinated Latin club go skiiing in November?"

CREDIT GOES TO: Mr. Z

...In case anyone cares, we're probably going bowling or doing an after-school movie or something.
 

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October 11, 2012
October 10, 2012
After swim practice

SITUATION: Aly, Sara, and I are waiting for our parents to pick us up.

QUOTE: "I'm not skilled enough to puke noiselessly."

CREDIT GOES TO: Me

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October 11, 2012
October 9, 2012
Going from 3rd to 4th period

SITUATION: Generally being ridiculous and attracting curious (but not altogether surprised) stares on the way to the Junior HIgh

QUOTE: "Only the elite are blessed with the ability to kershizzle*."

CREDIT GOES TO: Faith.  

*kershizzle (n) - the hokey pokey and the chicken danced simultaneously to the tune of Party in the USA.  -kershizzled,  kershizzling
 kershizzle (v) - to kershizzle
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October 6, 2012
October 6, 2012
1:00 PM On a friend's birthday.  We - her, me, and a bunch of friends - were at a Japanese Hibachi restaurant for lunch, and Sophii got free ice cream.  So we ate it all for her, of course.

SITUATION: The ice cream bowl gets passed to me.

QUOTE: "It's amazing how much ice cream you can get on the end of a chopstick."

CREDIT GOES TO: My friend's mom.

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October 6, 2012
October 5
Walking to 4th period

SITUATION: Faith and I were talking about our lives.  It was a very deep conversation.

QUOTE: "You know that one guy with the ponytail who doesn't know how sport bras work?"

CREDIT GOES TO: Faith
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5

October 6, 2012
October 5, 2012
Homeroom, during the September Literati* meeting

SITUATION: I was eating a donut.

QUOTE: "I sympathize with myself."

CREDIT GOES TO: Me, of course.

*Literati is my school's club for readers/writers.  

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October 3, 2012
October 2, 2012
3rd period

Situation: Latin I.  We had spent all of yesterday telling a fake story in which one of our classmates went to China to buy a several pink dogs.  We had to tell the entire story in Latin, and the day afterwards...  I have kept the whole conversation in English to make it simpler for you guys.

Quote: "SOME STRANGE MAN ATE YOUR PINK DOGS IN A CHINESE SUPERMARKET AND YOU'RE HAPPY?!"

Credit goes to: Mr. Z, of course.  

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