I have a really close friend whose name is Faith.  Faith has Latin I and English 8 with me, as well as being in both Literati and Concert Choir with myself.  Well, us being - us, we've had several interesting conversations.  And one phrase that commonly pops up is this: "Nobody's ever said that before!"  One day, we realized that we had so many we needed to write a book.  And that's what this is - well, it's a mini-book anyways.  A blog-book, if you will.  Basically, this is a list of phrases we have honestly said that we believe have not been spoken ever before in the history of the entire universe.

It's big.

A little side note: Most of our classes are in the Junior High building, which is mainly for grades 7-9.  The Senior High is for grades 9-12.  Ninth grade is just very confused all the time.  Poor them...  But anyways, because Faith and I are cool, we have Latin I up in the Senior High with a bunch of older kids and several of our own classmates.  But it is a fair walk, rain or shine (or snow).  Many of these quotes were inspired by weather-related circumstances.

Browsing Archive: October, 2012

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 27, 2012, In : School in general 
October 26, 2012
8th period Art

SITUATION: My art teacher asked our group what, exactly, we were making for our creature sculpture again, as she'd "forgotten" (I think she just wanted us to say it again).

QUOTE: "Wilson is your average woldfish - that's a mix of whale and goldfish, seeing as his mother was the former and his father, the latter - except that he's oranger - that's the goldfish genes - and he's got a best friend named Larry, who's a snail."

CREDIT GOES TO: My whole group, really, si...
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 27, 2012, In : School in general 
October 25, 2012
7th period Science

SITUATION: Looking out the second-story window into the teacher parking lot and talking to my friend Lindsey

QUOTE: "Looks like my Latin teacher drove his orange hippie van to school again today..."

CREDIT GOES TO: Me - I'm pretty sure my Latin teacher is one of the few in the world who own orange VW hippie vans

 

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 27, 2012, In : School in general 
October 23, 2012
8th period Art

SITUATION: My friend Hannah and I are talking about our group art projects.  Hannah asked me how our's was going.

QUOTE: "Wilson's coming along nicely.  He looks kind of like an orange whale now, and not like an undersized cornucopia, which was a problem for a while..."

CREDIT GOES TO: Me the awesome.

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 27, 2012, In : School in general 
October 19, 2012
Between 5th and 6th period

SITUATION: Walking down to lunch with my friend Bridget.

QUOTE: "Yeah Kat, you're such a bully goody-two-shoes."

CREDIT GOES TO: Bridget

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 27, 2012, In : Latin I 
October 18
3rd period

SITUATION: Talking about a video game I've never heard of.

QUOTE: "Oh, I hate it when I open my door and there's a pig head in the doorway!"

CREDIT GOES TO: My friend Sarah.

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 20, 2012, In : On the way back from Latin 
October 15, 2012
Going from 3rd to 4th period

SITUATION: ...

QUOTE: "I AM THE GODDESS OF HAIR!"

CREDIT GOES TO: Faith.  Still don't know where she was going with that.
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 13, 2012, In : On the way back from Latin 
October 12, 2012
Going from 3rd to 4th period

SITUATION: Talking.  About life.

QUOTE: "It's that kid on our bus with the head like a basketball!"

CREDIT GOES TO: My friend Sarah.

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Thursday, October 11, 2012, In : Youth group 
October 11, 2012
BYG (Bellefield Youth Group)

SITUATION: Being goofy.  I was wearing a Perry the Platypus T-shirt.

QUOTE: "PLATYPUS SWAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

CREDIT GOES TO: My evil twin, Sophii (not really my twin, but she might as well be.  And she's definitely evil.)

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Thursday, October 11, 2012, In : On the way back from Latin 
October 11, 2012
Going from 3rd to 4th period

SITUATION: We walked into the Junior High from outside, where it was 35 degrees F.

QUOTE: "Wait a sec, let me just smash right into this solid wall of warmth."

CREDIT GOES TO: Faith

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Thursday, October 11, 2012, In : Latin club 
October 11, 2012
Homeroom

SITUATION: Latin club was taking suggestions for our November activity

QUOTE: "Which genuis suggested that our super-coordinated Latin club go skiiing in November?"

CREDIT GOES TO: Mr. Z

...In case anyone cares, we're probably going bowling or doing an after-school movie or something.
 

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Thursday, October 11, 2012, In : Swimming 
October 10, 2012
After swim practice

SITUATION: Aly, Sara, and I are waiting for our parents to pick us up.

QUOTE: "I'm not skilled enough to puke noiselessly."

CREDIT GOES TO: Me

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Thursday, October 11, 2012, In : On the way back from Latin 
October 9, 2012
Going from 3rd to 4th period

SITUATION: Generally being ridiculous and attracting curious (but not altogether surprised) stares on the way to the Junior HIgh

QUOTE: "Only the elite are blessed with the ability to kershizzle*."

CREDIT GOES TO: Faith.  

*kershizzle (n) - the hokey pokey and the chicken danced simultaneously to the tune of Party in the USA.  -kershizzled,  kershizzling
 kershizzle (v) - to kershizzle
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 6, 2012, In : Social life 
October 6, 2012
1:00 PM On a friend's birthday.  We - her, me, and a bunch of friends - were at a Japanese Hibachi restaurant for lunch, and Sophii got free ice cream.  So we ate it all for her, of course.

SITUATION: The ice cream bowl gets passed to me.

QUOTE: "It's amazing how much ice cream you can get on the end of a chopstick."

CREDIT GOES TO: My friend's mom.

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 6, 2012, In : On the way back from Latin 
October 5
Walking to 4th period

SITUATION: Faith and I were talking about our lives.  It was a very deep conversation.

QUOTE: "You know that one guy with the ponytail who doesn't know how sport bras work?"

CREDIT GOES TO: Faith
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 6, 2012, In : Literati 
October 5, 2012
Homeroom, during the September Literati* meeting

SITUATION: I was eating a donut.

QUOTE: "I sympathize with myself."

CREDIT GOES TO: Me, of course.

*Literati is my school's club for readers/writers.  

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Wednesday, October 3, 2012, In : Latin I 
October 2, 2012
3rd period

Situation: Latin I.  We had spent all of yesterday telling a fake story in which one of our classmates went to China to buy a several pink dogs.  We had to tell the entire story in Latin, and the day afterwards...  I have kept the whole conversation in English to make it simpler for you guys.

Quote: "SOME STRANGE MAN ATE YOUR PINK DOGS IN A CHINESE SUPERMARKET AND YOU'RE HAPPY?!"

Credit goes to: Mr. Z, of course.  

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Wednesday, October 3, 2012, In : Latin I 
October 2, 2012
3rd period

Situation: Latin I

Quote: STUDENT: "Did you or did you not throw Morgan Freeman (our classroom fish) into the toilet and, in doing so, MURDER him?"  MR. Z: "Nescio!  Fortasse...  Nescio, nescio!"
Mr. Z's translation: "I don't know!  Maybe...  I don't know, I don't know!"

Credit goes to: Mr. Z and Autumn.

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Wednesday, October 3, 2012, In : Latin I 
October 2, 2012
3rd period

Situation: Latin I.  Mr. Z. is talking only in Latin for the entire class.  (It's not as hard as it sounds.)

Quote: "Is dormit sub ponte."
Translation: "Go sleep under a bridge."

Credited to: Mr. Z, who was apparently pressed for time and needed to come up with an insult.  

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Posted by Katharine Allison on Wednesday, October 3, 2012, In : On the way back from Latin 
October 2, 2012
Going from 3rd to 4th period

Situation: I stepped in a puddle.

Quote: "Oh, look at the cute little banana peel!"

Credit goes to: Faith, who had apparently seen a banana peel that was both cute and little.

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