Browsing Archive: October, 2012
October 26, 20128th period ArtSITUATION: My art teacher asked our group what, exactly, we were making for our creature sculpture again, as she'd "forgotten" (I think she just wanted us to say it again).QUOTE: "Wilson is your average woldfish - that's a mix of whale and goldfish, seeing as his mother was the former and his father, the latter - except that he's oranger - that's the goldfish genes - and he's got a best friend named Larry, who's a snail."CREDIT GOES TO: My whole group, really, si... Continue reading ...
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October 25, 2012 7th period ScienceSITUATION: Looking out the second-story window into the teacher parking lot and talking to my friend LindseyQUOTE: "Looks like my Latin teacher drove his orange hippie van to school again today..." CREDIT GOES TO: Me - I'm pretty sure my Latin teacher is one of the few in the world who own orange VW hippie vans Continue reading ...
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October 23, 2012 8th period ArtSITUATION: My friend Hannah and I are talking about our group art projects. Hannah asked me how our's was going.QUOTE: "Wilson's coming along nicely. He looks kind of like an orange whale now, and not like an undersized cornucopia, which was a problem for a while..."CREDIT GOES TO: Me the awesome. Continue reading ...
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October 19, 2012Between 5th and 6th period SITUATION: Walking down to lunch with my friend Bridget.QUOTE: "Yeah Kat, you're such a bully goody-two-shoes." CREDIT GOES TO: Bridget Continue reading ...
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 27, 2012,
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Latin I
October 18 3rd periodSITUATION: Talking about a video game I've never heard of. QUOTE: "Oh, I hate it when I open my door and there's a pig head in the doorway!"CREDIT GOES TO: My friend Sarah. Continue reading ...
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October 15, 2012Going from 3rd to 4th periodSITUATION: ...QUOTE: "I AM THE GODDESS OF HAIR!"CREDIT GOES TO: Faith. Still don't know where she was going with that. Continue reading ...
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October 12, 2012Going from 3rd to 4th periodSITUATION: Talking. About life.QUOTE: "It's that kid on our bus with the head like a basketball!"CREDIT GOES TO: My friend Sarah. Continue reading ...
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Thursday, October 11, 2012,
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Youth group
October 11, 2012BYG (Bellefield Youth Group)SITUATION: Being goofy. I was wearing a Perry the Platypus T-shirt.QUOTE: "PLATYPUS SWAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!"CREDIT GOES TO: My evil twin, Sophii (not really my twin, but she might as well be. And she's definitely evil.) Continue reading ...
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October 11, 2012Going from 3rd to 4th period SITUATION: We walked into the Junior High from outside, where it was 35 degrees F.QUOTE: "Wait a sec, let me just smash right into this solid wall of warmth."CREDIT GOES TO: Faith Continue reading ...
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Thursday, October 11, 2012,
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Latin club
October 11, 2012 HomeroomSITUATION: Latin club was taking suggestions for our November activityQUOTE: "Which genuis suggested that our super-coordinated Latin club go skiiing in November?" CREDIT GOES TO: Mr. Z...In case anyone cares, we're probably going bowling or doing an after-school movie or something. Continue reading ...
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Thursday, October 11, 2012,
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Swimming
October 10, 2012After swim practiceSITUATION: Aly, Sara, and I are waiting for our parents to pick us up.QUOTE: "I'm not skilled enough to puke noiselessly."CREDIT GOES TO: Me Continue reading ...
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October 9, 2012 Going from 3rd to 4th period
SITUATION: Generally being ridiculous and attracting curious (but not altogether surprised) stares on the way to the Junior HIgh
QUOTE: "Only the elite are blessed with the ability to kershizzle*."
CREDIT GOES TO: Faith. *kershizzle (n) - the hokey pokey and the chicken danced simultaneously to the tune of Party in the USA. -kershizzled, kershizzling kershizzle (v) - to kershizzle Continue reading ...
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 6, 2012,
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Social life
October 6, 20121:00 PM On a friend's birthday. We - her, me, and a bunch of friends - were at a Japanese Hibachi restaurant for lunch, and Sophii got free ice cream. So we ate it all for her, of course.SITUATION: The ice cream bowl gets passed to me.QUOTE: "It's amazing how much ice cream you can get on the end of a chopstick."CREDIT GOES TO: My friend's mom. Continue reading ...
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October 5 Walking to 4th periodSITUATION: Faith and I were talking about our lives. It was a very deep conversation. QUOTE: "You know that one guy with the ponytail who doesn't know how sport bras work?"CREDIT GOES TO: Faith Continue reading ...
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Saturday, October 6, 2012,
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Literati
October 5, 2012 Homeroom, during the September Literati* meetingSITUATION: I was eating a donut.QUOTE: "I sympathize with myself."CREDIT GOES TO: Me, of course.*Literati is my school's club for readers/writers. Continue reading ...
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Wednesday, October 3, 2012,
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Latin I
October 2, 2012 3rd period
Situation: Latin I. We had spent all of yesterday telling a fake story in which one of our classmates went to China to buy a several pink dogs. We had to tell the entire story in Latin, and the day afterwards... I have kept the whole conversation in English to make it simpler for you guys.
Quote: "SOME STRANGE MAN ATE YOUR PINK DOGS IN A CHINESE SUPERMARKET AND YOU'RE HAPPY?!"
Credit goes to: Mr. Z, of course. Continue reading ...
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Wednesday, October 3, 2012,
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Latin I
October 2, 2012 3rd period
Situation: Latin I
Quote: STUDENT: "Did you or did you not throw Morgan Freeman (our classroom fish) into the toilet and, in doing so, MURDER him?" MR. Z: "Nescio! Fortasse... Nescio, nescio!" Mr. Z's translation: "I don't know! Maybe... I don't know, I don't know!"
Credit goes to: Mr. Z and Autumn. Continue reading ...
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Posted by Katharine Allison on Wednesday, October 3, 2012,
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Latin I
October 2, 20123rd periodSituation: Latin I. Mr. Z. is talking only in Latin for the entire class. (It's not as hard as it sounds.) Quote: "Is dormit sub ponte."Translation: "Go sleep under a bridge."Credited to: Mr. Z, who was apparently pressed for time and needed to come up with an insult. Continue reading ...
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October 2, 2012Going from 3rd to 4th periodSituation: I stepped in a puddle.Quote: "Oh, look at the cute little banana peel!"Credit goes to: Faith, who had apparently seen a banana peel that was both cute and little. Continue reading ...
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